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1、(J睡眼惺忪上)英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 共需演员9人。

2、Wanders ry five (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so gry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I he to cook for my mother and myself.miles焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?arter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Hing a wife like this is just like living in the hell!My God!Who can me?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作状)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?JM:Since you married my son you he behed so badly.You he been so rude,so brusque,so lazy……L:But……JM:Nr interrupt me!L:Nr interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I he been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I he raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.I’m leing!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2L:Mum,I’m back!LM:You are back?Why?What happened?L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I he already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself……L:But,mum……L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to l you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom r you want me to.LM(大喜):N girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Hen’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and l him.(下)L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地(J和三强盗跃至台中)上)What a silly thing I he done!(下)Act3J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How elly!They are still dirty!JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?J:Mum,can’t yoemember?Lunch has gone!Act4(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Hey you!Stop and listent to us!The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Give us all your money!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬):Is 1 mao enough?A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will he nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go androb the wedding!A&B:Good idea!J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s imsible!AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!J:But Lunch is my wife!We hen’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride.B:He you got any experience?J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!A:The road is built by me!B:And I planted one tree.C:If you want to go by this street---J:Give us all your money!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?L(哭状):I hurt a lot!L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)。

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