整人的脑筋急转弯

7. Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

给你说个经典的。 问：有比1大的数字吗？

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整人脑筋急转弯_整人脑筋急转弯3600题

英语脑筋急转弯

答：Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?有

问：有比10大的数字吗？

答：有

问：有比100大的数字吗？

答：有

..

.问：有比你更傻的人吗?

答：没有！（肯定毫不犹豫的说）

老鼠为什么会飞？

答：因为它偷吃了仙丹。

蛇为什么会飞？

答：因为他吃了老鼠。

老鹰为什么会飞？

答：老鹰本来就会飞。

你真！（剑 ）

我坚强伟大倒过来说

问：p_g答：i问：u吧（i是我的意思，u是你的意思）(^__^) 嘻嘻……

这是几，一。这是几，二。一加一等于几，三。

：王力宏（往里哄）

：韩红（还哄）

兔子和乌龟比赛，猪当裁判，谁赢？

有什么搞笑整人的脑筋急转弯？越多越好。

8、一溜三棵树，要拴10匹马，只能拴单不能拴双?

做出1的手势问是什么。回答：1

：不能说。谁说谁是猪。

做出2的手势问是什么。回答：2

做出3的手势问是什么。回答：3

做出4的手势问是什么。回答：4

做出5的手势问是什么。回答：5

做出6的手势问1加1是什么。对方很警觉的说2

1.首先对他伸出五个手指，问，这是什么意思？答：手。错误，正确：爪子

再对他伸出3个手指，问，这是什么意思？答：3个指头。错误，正确：鸡爪

，给他画出一个猫掌心的东西，问，这是什么意思？答：猫爪。错误，正确：百度

2.李白说的话叫李白体，杜甫说的话叫杜甫体，我爱罗说的话叫什么？

望采纳！！！

一头母The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.牛加一头公牛等于几头牛

脑筋急转弯搞笑整人的_英文整人脑筋急转弯

5. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

试着用下面这些题考考你的小伙伴吧，说不定有意想不到的收获呢。以下是我为大家准备的英文整人脑筋急转弯，希望大家喜欢!

【谜底：A pillow】

1. What is higher without a head than with a head?

2. I fly, but I he no wings.I cry, but I he no eyes.

【谜底：cloud】

【谜底：Water】

4. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

【谜底：stamp】

【谜底：Teapot.】

6. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?

【谜底：Darkness】

7. What do you call your father's father's only son?

【谜底：father/daddy】

8. What two words he thousands of letters in them?

【谜底：Post off】

9. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

【谜底：Drums, that is eardrums.】

10. On which side does a bird he the most feathers?

【谜底：The outside.】

英语绕口令

1. Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

2. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

4. How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.

6. Mary Mac's mother's Mary Mac marry me.

My mother's me marry Mary Mac.

Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

8. Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.

If cows could fly I'd he a cow pie in my eye.

9. A twister of twists once twisted a twist;

A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;

If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,

10. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

英语笑话故事：At the Supermarket

At the Supermarket

在超级市场

在超市我注意到一位上了年纪的男子好像总在跟着我。我每到一个售货通道，他就跟我到一个售货通道，微笑地看着我。我开始想他是不是喜欢上我3. How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.了。在乳品柜，我正给鸡蛋包装结账时，有人在我肩上轻拍了一下。我转过身发现还是那个男子。“女士，”他终于开口说话了，“你用着我的采货车呢。”

有没有什么整人的笑话呀，脑筋急转弯？~~

At the supermarket I notd an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherr I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, iling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me. At the dairy counter I was checking out the eggs when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning around, I saw that it was the same man. "Lady," he finally said, "you he my shopping cart."

一头野猪在森3. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?林里横冲直撞，一不小心撞在了一棵大树上，猪晕过去了。没过多久猪就醒了，但为什么，猪总5. How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.是要撞在那棵大树上？【因为猪不会脑筋急转弯】 天上掉下一张脸，你要吗？【回答要：脸皮厚。回答不要：不要脸！】

搞笑整人的脑筋急转弯有哪些搞笑整人的脑筋急转弯有什么

猪圈里的猪跑出来了怎么办？

1、什么样的路不能走?...

猪圈里的猪又跑出来了怎么办？

2、小波比的一举一动都离不开绳子,为5、两只狗赛跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到终点时，哪只狗出汗多?什么?)

3、小王是一名士兵，一天他在站岗值勤时，明明看到有敌人悄悄向他摸过来，为什么他却睁一只眼闭一只眼？

4、一学生把硬抛向空中：正面朝上就去看电影，背面朝上就去打台球，如果硬立起来，就他妈去学习。

6、有种动物，大小像只猫，长相又像虎，这是什么动物?7

7、猴子每分钟能掰一个玉米，在果园里，一只猴子5分钟能掰几个玉米?

9、世上什么东西比天更高?

10、什么贵重的东西容易不翼而飞?