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英语小笑话带翻译(英语小笑话带翻译简短初二)

英语小笑话带翻译(英语小笑话带翻译简短初二)

英语小笑话带翻译(英语小笑话带翻译简短初二)

英语小笑话带翻译(英语小笑话带翻译简短初二)

1、英语笑话（二）Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.问题：为什么草莓宝宝哭了？Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?好笑的英语笑话带翻译(一)Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了汤姆：约翰尼，你好吗？汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

2、迟了在地铁里，一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包，便幽默地说： “老兄，你来晚了！我今天虽然领 了薪水，但我太太下手比你快 多了！”3, lateIn the subway, a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet, and humorously said: "man, you came to night! I today although took salary, but my wife lay more quickly than you!"情书小伙子在给女朋友的信中写到：“爱你爱得如此之深， 以至愿为你赴汤蹈火。

3、星期六如不下雨，我一定来。

4、4, love letterGuy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote: "love your love so much, that would like to give you go through hell. On Saturday as it does not rain, I'll come.为您保密甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人，请你千万为我保密。

5、" 乙：”放心，不但我要为你保密，我还要告诉大家都来为你保密。

6、”A: "this matter I just l you one person, you must the secret for me." B: "trust, not only I want secret for you, I will l rybody to be secret for you."Anne对Sobn说：“你是猪。

7、”Sobn说：“我是猪才怪！”从此Anne就叫Sobn猪才怪，终于有一天，Sobn忍不住当着众人的面对Anne吼道：“我不是猪才怪！”译：Anne to Sobn said: "you are a pig." Sobn said: "I am a pig just strange!" Anne is called from Sobn pig just strange, finally one day, Sobn unbearable worked as people's face Anne roar a way: "I am not a pig just strange!“医师：你哪里不舒服？病人：我认为我是一只鸡。

8、医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。

9、Psychiatrist: what's wrong with you?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: this kind of situation from what when begin?Patient: r since I was an egg began.I DON'T KNOW。

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